spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

icy-brunette:

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear



babyferaligator:

you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive

(Source: 420dongsquad)