vintageux:

I’m more attached to my hoodie than my family

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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alltimeloe:

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

h-a-i-l-s-t-o-r-m:

dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

yes.

floozys:

i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

zooeyclairedeschanel:

happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time