i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

(Source: perspectave)


I hate that feeling you get in your stomach when you see him. No, not butterflies. I’m talking about that need for dick so much it actually hurts in your stomach

Start ignoring people who threaten your joy.
Literally, ignore them. Say nothing.
Don’t invite any parts of them into your space.
― Alex Elle (via insanity-and-vanity)

(Source: alexandraelle)


do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while


there is so much grass in the world. there are probably 46, maybe even 47. nature is beautiful

  • Friend:Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
  • Me:eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
  • Friend:Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
  • Me:Yeah sorry :/
  • Me:*continues to be a world famous blogger*
  • snorlaxatives:

    legalize peruvian puff peppers

    (Source: snorlaxatives)