sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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alltimeloe:

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

h-a-i-l-s-t-o-r-m:

dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

yes.

floozys:

i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

zooeyclairedeschanel:

happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time

youphoric:

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you