dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt


rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

image

jeliyfish:

I want to sit down and eat pizza until the rest of my life.

(Source: jeliyfish)

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."